Good God Almighty, where is Jim Ross on color commentary when you need him.. Bah Gawd, That Kid Has A Family!

And Goldy, my man, I don’t know what you put in your coffee that morning, but I can only assume you got it from P.J. Fleck. Regardless, I cannot let you drop the boomstick on this poor kid without mentioning the fact that your pad level was a tad high. You may get away with that shit against toddlers, but we all know low man wins in this game. Just something to think about.


On the other hand put yourself in this kids shoes, out there on the field just having a good time and playing with some of the most regarded mascots in college sports. Only to have your day completely ruined by having to sit through concussion protocol.