GlasgowLive-Bosses at Strathclyde University’s state-of-the-art Technology and Innovation Centre (TIC) have told scholars to stop pooing in bins and showers.

Original Statement:

“While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC.”

Makes sense right? It is 2017 after all. Sometimes I want to drop a deuce in the shower too. But I don’t because I’m a civilized human being. Or at least I like to think so.

The email from the Strathclyde University officials seems reasonable. Quit shitting in the showers because it’s fucking disgusting and other people are stuck cleaning up your mess. I paraphrase of course, but you get the point.

Per usual, this request was somehow deemed insensitive to cultures who prefer to shit in bins and showers. So natutrally the university condemned the previous email and apologized.

From the Strathclyde administration:

“We’ve apologized for any offense caused to colleagues.
“The email contained sentiments completely contrary to our institutional values and should not have been sent”.
“It was recalled as soon as it came to our attention and we swiftly issued an apology to staff”.

If the administration doesn’t want to politely ask people to advance their way out of the Stone Age with their bathroom practices, then they should be the ones doing the cleaning. Unreal.